I heart Phil Galfond harder than you.

I heart phil galfond so much that if you could make my love for Phil into a deck of playing cards then you could take the ace of spades out of my love deck, and then take the love spade off of that love deck and that love spade would be so big that it could hold all the money won by highstakes poker players in one dollar bills and only be a 1/100th full. Also, my love spade would be so black that you could rub it on every white girl in the world and it would turn their skin so dark that you couldn't see them when you turn off the lights and it would only be barely smudged. Yes I heart Phil Galfond more (and harder) than you!